Incorrect Utaite [115]

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uni_mafumafu: How do I compliment Soraru-san?

_amatsuki_: Just tell him, you're beautiful

uni_mafumafu: Okay thanks

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kashitaro_ito: What do you think about a spring wedding? It won't be too cold or too warm, and all the flowers will be blooming again

_amatsuki_: We're not engaged

kashitaro_ito: Well shit. I knew I forgot to do something yesterday

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uratasama: Synchronise your watches

sakatandao: I don't know how to do that

shima_s2: I don't wear a watch

sen_senra: Time is a construct

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uni_mafumafu: Soraru-san

soraruru: What's up?

uni_mafumafu: I'm beautiful

_amatsuki_: ...

soraruru: Damn right you are Mafumafu

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luzabs: Good morning cruel world

syounen_t_sako: Isn't it goodbye?

luzabs: The world may be cruel, but I'm still kickin'

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shima_s2: Stop pouting

sen_senra: I'm not pouting

shima_s2: Oh, please. I don't even have to look at you. I can feel you pouting

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uratasama: I can excuse murder, but I draw the line at animal cruelty

sakatandao: Uhh you can excuse murder?

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uni_mafumafu: Bye Luz-kun! Bye Soraru-san! Bye Ama-chan! Bye Uratan! Bye Sakatan! Bye Soraru-san! Bye Kiyo-san! Bye Kashitaro-san!

kiyo_saiore: You said Soraru-san twice

uni_mafumafu: I like Soraru-san the best

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neru_sleep: John Cena doesn't actually exist because we can't see him

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luzabs: Soraru-san

luzabs: SORARU-SAN

soraruru: What

luzabs: If you get a bruise on your penis do you die if you get aroused?

soraruru: Are you drunk?

luzabs: Maybe

luzabs: Anyway, cause like, a boner is a bunch of blood and a bruise on your dick would open your skin and let the blood get outside

soraruru: Please stop

neru_sleep: LET HIM FINISH

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