Incorrect Utaite [15]

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luzabs: Do you ever smell the upsexy at work or is it just me?

uni_mafumafu: Smell the what?

luzabs: Upsexy...

uni_mafumafu: What is that?

luzabs: What?

uni_mafumafu: What the heck is that?

luzabs: What are you asking me?

uni_mafumafu: What's upsexy?

luzabs: Nothing much. You? (・ω<)

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Nico_nico_Sou: Are you a philosopher?

nqrse: Boi I'm dumb as shit

RRReol: "Boi I'm dumb as shit" is just rephrased Socrates's "I know that I know nothing" so what's the truth

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soraruru: Neru, I hope you're fired

soraruru: Not metaphorically. I hope you are literally set on fire

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niconicosamurai: So, why is Kradness-kun mad at you?

ANKUosu: He sneezed, and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"

niconicosamurai: How do you ACCIDENTALLY say "shut the fuck up"???

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sakatandao: Things I want: Snuggles

sakatandao: Things I receive: Struggles

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shima_s2: Ugh, I hate him so much

_amatsuki_: Who?

shima_s2: Him! Senra-kun! With his perfect face and shit. I wanna slap him

_amatsuki_: Shima-san, that's called having a crush

shima_s2: Good, because I'm going to crush him

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sen_senra: Where's Sakata-kun?

uratasama: Probably off somewhere disappointing Jesus.

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