_amatsuki_: What do you do with all your music?
uni_mafumafu: Listen to it until I hate it
soraruru: What it's like to be a musician, artist, writer...
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nqrse: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
sen_senra: Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
nqrse: Glasses
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uratasama: Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories
sakatandao: Wh- what?
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96_neko: It's so frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls. Like you tell them they're cute and they go "aww thank you!" No. No, I'm being gay with you. Homo intended. Damnit.
shima_s2: And when you're a guy telling your bro that they're looking good other people would be like, "dude, are you gay?" Stop. Nothing's wrong with complimenting. No homo intended.
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luzabs: Do other people pronounce "your" and "ur" differently in their head or is it just me?
Pusu_kun: "Your" is pronounced like "yore" and "ur" is pronounced like "yer"
singing_rib: Ur a wizard Harry
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neru_sleep: I always get caught pickpocketing cause I keep saying "yoink" out loud when I do it
kashitaro_ito: Why are you pickpocketing?
neru_sleep: What?
neru_sleep: WHAt arE You tALkiNg aBoUt?!
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_amatsuki_: I punched satan so hard he flew all the way out to Jupiter and got trapped in its orbit
soraruru: Excuse me?
_amatsuki_: That's the dream I had this morning
soraruru: Oh okay, I need that explanation
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ANKUosu: Do you like cars?
kogeinu: Yeah it was a great movie
ANKUosu: No, I mean are you a car person?
kogeinu: No, I'm a human
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sakatandao: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
uratasama: You're a hazard to society
uni_mafumafu: And a coward. Do twenty
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kashitaro_ito: The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations
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