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Incorrect Utaite [72]

sakatandao: Is satan gay?

uratasama: No, he has a wife, Mrs. Claus

sakatandao: What

uratasama: What?

uratasama: OH

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soraruru: Things that will always sound sarcastic: Good for you, Thanks a lot, Yeah right, Nice to know, Wow, Way to go, Totally, Ok buddy

luzabs: Not if you say 'man' at the end

neru_sleep: Ok buddy man

luzabs: I might not have thought that last one through

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kashitaro_ito: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

_amatsuki_: and here we have a capitalist

syounen_t_sako: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

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kiyo_saiore: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I'm gonna go see why it isn't working

kogeinu: Touch my wifi you asshole and I won't be the one who's getting murdered tonight

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singing_rib: Okay, so here's a fun Christmas idea. We'll hang up mistletoe

luzabs: But instead of kissing, you gotta fight whoever else is underneath it

soraruru: We are not doing that

uni_mafumafu: MistleFoe

soraruru: Mafumafu, no

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shima_s2: I hope every guy who doesn't have a boyfriend gets one next year

sen_senra: Or maybe straight people exist

shima_s2: Ugh, don't remind me

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_amatsuki_: What's wrong with you?

96_neko: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature

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sakatandao: I DO WHAT I WANT!

sen_senra: I'm calling Uratan

sakatandao: No wait

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neru_sleep: Shooting starts are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

Nico_nico_Sou: Someone get me a young child I have a wisdom to pass on

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soraruru: My sister just confessed that she "thought reindeer were like unicorns mythological creatures we talk about around Christmas" until she was in her mid-twenties. Now she's re-evaluating everything