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nqrse: If all you do is angrily masturbate to a picture of another man's money then jizz into your mouth, you effectively combine all 7 deadly sins

kiyo_saiore: Seven deadly sins 100% speedrun (glitchless)

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neru_sleep: Imagine fucking a magician

neru_sleep: And he nut in you

neru_sleep: You freak out

neru_sleep: But then he says sike bitch check your ear

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Nico_nico_Sou: My dad taught me to throw knives to make me straight. Now I know how to suck dick and throw knives

Pusu_kun: AT THE SAME TIME?

oO0Eve0Oo: The scary visual that just gave me cannot be unimagined

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neru_sleep: Hey Mafumafu-kun

uni_mafumafu: Yeah?

neru_sleep: You got a pretty nice face

uni_mafumafu: Thanks?

neru_sleep: And some pretty nice lips

uni_mafumafu: Uh, okay

neru_sleep: It would look amazing sucking Soraru-san's "ahem"

soraruru: POPSICLE!

soraruru: YOU WANT A POPSICLE MAFUMAFU?

uni_mafumafu: What's going on?

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Nico_nico_Sou: I really don't want to write a new song today

oO0Eve0Oo: But you're willing to write a fanfiction with 10,000 words for fun

Nico_nico_Sou: Yeah, well, I can't stretch those lyrics by adding a gratuitous hand job

96_neko: Not with that attitude you can't

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Pusu_kun: Gay sex is a sin but so is premarital sex so if you have gay premarital sex the sins cancel out

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syounen_t_sako: What is your favorite moan to hear during sex?

kiyo_saiore: "Yes" or "deeper" or a combination of the two

nqrse: Y E E P E R

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neru_sleep: I don't do blowjobs, I do brojobs

luzabs: Get out

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shima_s2: Alright so there's only one bed in my house right now

sen_senra: What about the guest room bed?

shima_s2: No can do, there are no sheets left I washed all of them. So tonight you should have the bed

sen_senra: No, no, it's your house, man. You should get it

shima_s2: You're younger that means you get it!

sen_senra: I'm fine on the floor!

shima_s2: JUST TAKE THE DAMN BED

uratasama: And they were bedmates

sakatandao: Oh my God they were bedmates

shima_s2: Shut up both of you

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_amatsuki_: I'm gonna kill someone

kashitaro_ito: Whoa, easy big man

96_neko: Yeah, he's a big man alright

kashitaro_ito: We already had this discussion

96_neko: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

_amatsuki_: Neko-san, please