uratasama: "Oh you sing? Are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW"
uratasama: Like, no
luzabs: "You speak that language?! Say something in it!"
nqrse: "You write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY"
shima_s2: "You murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW"
uni_mafumafu: The last one seems more doable
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oO0Eve0Oo: Do you even lift?
Nico_nico_Sou: Everyday I lift the unbearable weight of existence
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_amatsuki_: I want death, please I'll pay someone a thousand yen to kill me
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uni_mafumafu: I will stab you and your family with a plastic knife
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kashitaro_ito: "Coca-cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body." Pfft, getting rid of the rust, idiot
_amatsuki_: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
kashitaro_ito: I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free, not sure where you're getting facts from
syounen_t_sako: Blood is rust. Hemoglobin = vitamins, minerals (iron) + oxygen = rust. We're literally running rust through our veins along with plasma which is about 92+%
kashitaro_ito: Awful bold of you to assume I have blood
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uni_mafumafu: Alright, gotta go
soraruru: Where are you going?
uni_mafumafu: To either get ice cream or commit a homicide. I'll decide on the train
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luzabs: Lamvanosexual: Someone who has no desire to perform sexual acts, but has desire to receive sexual acts from others. The opposite of Placiosexual
luzabs: THIS IS CALLED BEING A BOTTOM
sen_senra: Pillow princess is now a sexual orientation
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singing_rib: Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough
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uni_mafumafu: Luz-kun, my best friend
luzabs: I think you tried to kill me at some point
uni_mafumafu: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you
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kiyo_saiore: I wanna die, but also go outside
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
