_amatsuki_: Our can opener is broken
kashitaro_ito: So is it now a can't opener?
_amatsuki_: I can't believe I fell in love with you of all people
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uni_mafumafu: I will not hesitate to -and I quote-
uni_mafumafu: THROW HANDS
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sen_senra: Do you believe in true love?
shima_s2: I do believe you're a true pain in my ass
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Pusu_kun: I...
Pusu_kun: ...sad
luzabs: Is that your official statement? "I sad"?
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nqrse: Don't be a bitter bitch, be a better bitch
luzabs: That's where you're mistaken. I can multitask and will excel at both
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Nico_nico_Sou: I prefer to season my mouth, eat the steak raw, and then light myself on fire
soraruru: Why don't you do the same with ramen?
soraruru: Eat the ramen raw, inhale the seasonings, then drink boiled water
Nico_nico_Sou: Great idea!
soraruru: Wait no, I was joking
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syounen_t_sako: Are you getting enough sleep?
soraruru: Sometimes when I sneeze, my eyes close
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shima_s2: Why do people call it fuck, marry, kill when they could call it bed, wed, behead
uratasama: Easy there, Henry
sakatandao: Who's Henry?
luzabs: *faint laughter from Britain*
_amatsuki_: *history teachers crying*
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nqrse: You ever wonder how the Fuck these videographers get this animal footage? Like I just watched a legit battle for territory between ants. How long was he posted up on the floor before he realized a war was gonna take place? How was he there before it started? Did he fund the war
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oO0Eve0Oo: 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and
neru_sleep: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma
oO0Eve0Oo: Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
96_neko: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
