Nico_nico_Sou: FUCK GRAVITY
luzabs: You dropped your milkshake ONE TIME
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_amatsuki_: If my husband doesn't cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
kashitaro_ito: Noted
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96_neko: Kashitarou-san never washes his hair. He reeks constantly and is always trying to get me to drink tea? Then all he talks about is his stupidly handsome boyfriend and I'm like yea makes sense you love him so much
nqrse: So you hate him
96_neko: What the fuck I'd die for him
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neru_sleep: Ketchup is a liquid made from a fruit and contains 20% sugar. That makes it a soda
syounen_t_sako: Soda is carbonated water, ketchup is not carbonated
neru_sleep: I guess that makes ketchup a sports drink like Powerade
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soraruru: College freshmen are having sex this year and it's crazy because when I was a freshman the only thing I was fucking was stupid
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Pusu_kun: What does "take out" mean?
luzabs: Food
sakatandao: Dating
uni_mafumafu: Murder
uratasama: It can be all three if you're bold enough
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kashitaro_ito: Maybe we need a break
_amatsuki_: We don't need shit
kashitaro_ito: Ok
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soraruru: The real treasure was the memories we made
neru_sleep: You almost killed me
soraruru: That was my fondest memory
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shima_s2: If apples were poisonous, what fruit would you eat?
uratasama: Apples
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sen_senra: Oh I am so genius
sen_senra: Instead of purchase one sandwich I can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich
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