Incorrect Utaite [145]

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_amatsuki_: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop it

kashitaro_ito: What?

_amatsuki_: Whenever it's just us in this chatroom, every morning, you always say something stupid to piss me off

_amatsuki_: So cut it out

kashitaro_ito: I love you

_amatsuki_: ...

kashitaro_ito: Also cereal qualifies as a soup

_amatsuki_: I FUCKING KNEW IT

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uni_mafumafu: I should warn you, I'm not very good at keeping secrets from Soraru-san, he knows how to use physical torture

96_neko: I know that he tickles you

uni_mafumafu: As I already said, physical torture

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kiyo_saiore: My life is just stress and good music

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nqrse: Why is it whenever I'm having fun it's "wrong"?

luzabs: Because your idea of fun is usually illegal

nqrse: That's what makes it fun!

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soraruru: Alright, now pretend to hate each other

luzabs: You

luzabs: ...are so AMAZING and SMART! UGH!

uni_mafumafu: And you...

uni_mafumafu: You are my best friend in the world!

luzabs: WHA?!

soraruru: Why did he react like that?

uni_mafumafu: I usually say "in the universe"

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shima_s2: Describe your ideal boyfriend

sakatandao: Cute, short, smart, act like he's a bad person but he's actually not

shima_s2: You're just describing Urata-san aren't you?

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shima_s2: Describe your ideal boyfriend

uratasama: Sakata

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Pusu_kun: Are you definitely okay?

Nico_nico_Sou: Yeah, I'm absolutely fine

Pusu_kun: Are you sure? You asked me earlier if you could borrow some glue to hold yourself together

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neru_sleep: Please don't touch my thigh my dick will rise like Apollo 13

_amatsuki_: But Apollo 13 exploded

neru_sleep: That's the goal

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uratasama: Senra-kun always using common phrases incorrectly

sen_senra: Cry me a table, Uratan

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