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kashitaro_ito: I've never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don't have any bones
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uratasama: Toast annoys me so much cause it's like bread that's been toasted so we call it "toast" but if you fry potato it's not called a "fry"
uratasama: Fries
uratasama: Do you ever look back at your mistakes
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Pusu_kun: I'm sick of being a person! I'm gonna go into the woods and lay down in the dirt and become a geological feature and none of you are powerful enough to stop me
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_amatsuki_: Croissants: dropped
uni_mafumafu: Chickens: looked at
sakatandao: Road: works ahead
neru_sleep: BBQ sauce: on my titties
soraruru: I don't understand any of that and I hate all of you
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oO0Eve0Oo: I'd rather see you in this
Nico_nico_Sou: There's nothing there
Nico_nico_Sou: OH WAIT THAT WAS SMOOTH AS FUCK
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soraruru: Eating ice cream for breakfast may improve mental health according to study
_amatsuki_: I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that the times I had ice cream for breakfast were not during the times my life was going well
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neru_sleep: I don't know who needs to hear this right now but you can eat lasagna in the shower if you want to. It's not illegal. They can't arrest you. Go and be free
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singing_rib: If we use soy sauce in our rice like we use milk in cereal, then
kiyo_saiore: No
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_amatsuki_: Why is it when the bad guys run out of usable Pokemon, they're fine and continue their evil plans, but when I run out of usable Pokemon, Professor Oak rises from the grave and knocks me the fuck out with a sock full of batteries and I wake up in the Poke Center?
