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Nico_nico_Sou: I found a chick muck outside of your apartment

uni_mafumafu: You found a what?

Nico_nico_Sou: A chick muck

Nico_nico_Sou: Like alvin

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luzabs: Naruse-san texted me earlier saying "hey" with a smiley face

96_neko: How many "y"s?

luzabs: Three

96_neko: HE WANTS THE DICK

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kiyo_saiore: Uh, excuse you? I am very elegant

uni_mafumafu: I saw you running into a glass door yesterday

kiyo_saiore: LISTEN they are DANGEROUS

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kashitaro_ito: Lord help me I'm back on my bullshit

nqrse: Are you ever off your bullshit though

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shima_s2: "No homo" is the gayest thing like you're really just saying "yes I recognize this shit is gay yes I'm doing it anyway"

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uratasama: What the name of the man we met yesterday at the park?

oO0Eve0Oo: His dogs are named Yoshi and Puff

uratasama: That's not what I asked

oO0Eve0Oo: That's the information I have

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syounen_t_sako: When are you free?

luzabs: I'm forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truly "free" but I don't really have plans all next week except for Monday

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sen_senra: Always here for you bro 🌹🌹🌹

sen_senra: Those were broses btw

sen_senra: For our bromance

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soraruru: Alright, well go have fun or what you kids call it nowadays "Get Turnt"

_amatsuki_: Oh my God no

soraruru: The party's gonna be "Lit, fam"

Nico_nico_Sou: Please stop

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sen_senra: Thank you for agreeing to go with me today, Maashi

shima_s2: I didn't. You just walked into my house and dragged me outside

sen_senra: I don't have time for a history lesson