Incorrect Utaite [85]

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sakatandao: I can't come today, I'm sorry

uratasama: What happened?

sakatandao: My shoes are wet and that's the only one that was clean

uratasama: Why are your shoes wet?

sakatandao: There was a puddle

shima_s2: Why did you step in it?

sakatandao: It was a puddle

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nqrse: The closest I will ever come to living life on the edge is balancing my laptop on the edge of my bath

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sen_senra: I'm the most responsible one in the group

shima_s2: You literally just set the kitchen on fire

sen_senra: Yes and I take responsibility for that

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luzabs: There's someone outside I hope it's a murderer

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syounen_t_sako: NARUSE-SAN YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD

nqrse: I just did

nqrse: Watch

nqrse: NUGGET

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kashitaro_ito: How big of lungs do you think a bee has?

kashitaro_ito: Do bees even have lungs?

kashitaro_ito: BEES DON'T HAVE LUNGS, HOW DO THEY BLOW OUT THEIR BIRTHDAY CANDLES?!

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luzabs: Favorite top?

uni_mafumafu: Soraru-san

luzabs: ...

_amatsuki_: He meant clothes

uni_mafumafu: I said what I said

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Nico_nico_Sou: It's never too late to start a mild dependency on cocaine

syounen_t_sako: What

Nico_nico_Sou: New project's coming up that's what

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[05:18] luzabs: I went to bed at 2 a.m but now I'm up again and I hate myself. I shouldn't have drank four iced coffee

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neru_sleep: Oh worm?

nqrse: Wig

neru_sleep: Crops? Watered

nqrse: We stan!

soraruru: What the fuck are you guys saying

uni_mafumafu: I think Soraru-san is crying

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