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Nico_nico_Sou: "Will you marry me?" is a marriage proposal

Nico_nico_Sou: "Will, you, Mary, me" is a foursome proposal

oO0Eve0Oo: "Will, you marry me" is a time traveler spoiling the future

96_neko: "Will you, Mary me" is a cavewoman trying to make Will, who has amnesia remember who he is

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sen_senra: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life

shima_s2: I get up at 5 a.m.

sen_senra: NEVERMIND

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luzabs: You know me, I'm always horny for yakiniku

_amatsuki_: Do you mean "excited"?

uni_mafumafu: He really doesn't

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sakatandao: Your phone doesn't autocorrect when you're typing in all caps because it thinks you are extremely angry and doesn't want to get involved

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syounen_t_sako: You spent 6000 yen on hair conditioner?

96_neko: A small price to pay for self-esteem, Sako-san

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neru_sleep: If you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

uratasama: Okay, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

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kashitaro_ito: So are we fighting or flirting? Because I'm sort of getting mixed signals here

_amatsuki_: I am LITERALLY going to sink my teeth into your throat

kashitaro_ito: That doesn't answer my question!

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sakatandao: When do you usually go to sleep?

nqrse: Whenever I collapse. It all depends on how exhausted I am

sakatandao: That's really not safe!

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kiyo_saiore: What pleases you in bed?

Pusu_kun: Sleep

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soraruru: I can't find my jacket. Mafumafu, are you wearing my jacket right now?

uni_mafumafu: You mean our jacket

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