96_neko: Don't try to do anything stupid
kashitaro_ito: Hey, I don't have to try
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uni_mafumafu: Honestly I'm so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living
luzabs: You sleep with a stuffed Kirby doll
uni_mafumafu: He's my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
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uratasama: You're kinda like Rapunzel
sen_senra: What
uratasama: But instead of letting down your hair you just let down everyone in your life
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soraruru: Sorry, but sarcasm just falls out of my mouth like stupid falls out of yours
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Nico_nico_Sou: The best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person's junk
kashitaro_ito: The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person's butt
neru_sleep: The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room
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syounen_t_sako: I do know one way we can get more money
_amatsuki_: You'd make a decent prostitute
syounen_t_sako: I'd make an AMAZING prostitute
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shima_s2: You shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you
uratasama: Then I wouldn't get to insult anyone!
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kiyo_saiore: I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once
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sakatandao: I don't know the meaning of the word "fear"
soraruru: You don't know the meaning of most words
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nqrse: Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing the other person is an idiot
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
