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nqrse: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Nico_nico_Sou: Because the "pee" is silent?

nqrse: No, because it's dead

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_amatsuki_: Need dick

_amatsuki_: I mean *dick

_amatsuki_: *MILK

kashitaro_ito: I can help you with both

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oO0Eve0Oo: If you get hit by an ambulance do they call another one or just stop and throw you in the back?

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syounen_t_sako: I love love

syounen_t_sako: Love to be loved someday

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96_neko: The year is 9. Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he's about to invent cereal

sen_senra: I beg your pardon?

96_neko: Beg

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uni_mafumafu: Good morning but at what cost

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kiyo_saiore: If I could just get nutrients fucked into me that would make life way easier

neru_sleep: Getting that vitamin D know what I'm saying

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luzabs: Look, you don't want Mafu to die and I don't want Mafu to die. So, let's work together to make sure Mafu doesn't want Mafu to die.

soraruru: Fantastic plan but have you ever fucking met Mafumafu

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Pusu_kun: I can count on you right?

shima_s2: Don't worry, this ain't our first rodeo

sakatandao: We've never been to a rodeo

shima_s2: You're not helping, Sakatan

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neru_sleep: What goes up and never goes down?

uratasama: The stress you bring to the group

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kashitaro_ito: Darling. Sweetheart. The love of my life and marshmallow to my hot chocolate

_amatsuki_: What is it you little gremlin. You absolute noodle-brain

kashitaro_ito: I love you

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nqrse: I will drink anything and everything. Give me bleach and tell me it's a cocktail and I'll chug it down like it's apple juice

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oO0Eve0Oo: People point at trashcans and say it's them but I don't really relate to that

oO0Eve0Oo: A lit pumpkin scented candle that its wick is almost gone is me

Pusu_kun: Huh?

oO0Eve0Oo: Because I smell good and have a good vibe but I'm also so close to just being done