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Incorrect Utaite [73]

kashitaro_ito: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

_amatsuki_: I have a list. It's alphabetized

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luzabs: I love you Mafu

uni_mafumafu: Wait, you mean as a friend, or in another way?

luzabs: Another way Mafu

uni_mafumafu: Do you mean as a brother?

luzabs: No, another way

uni_mafumafu: You mean as a cousin?

luzabs: Another way Mafu!

uni_mafumafu: As a pen pal?

luzabs: My chest hurts

soraruru: Now you know my suffering and struggle

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neru_sleep: When you say you're bi you mean bisexual right?

soraruru: Oh no you misunderstood, bi is short for bicycle. I am a bicycle because I just love the free feeling of riding at a moderate speed. Listen to my bell

soraruru: DiNg dInG MOTherfUckEr

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kiyo_saiore: I'll go live a mountaintop or something

kiyo_saiore: As long as there's good Wi-Fi

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uratasama: You look like my first husband

sakatandao: Wait, how many times have you been married?

uratasama: None, yet

sakatandao: Oh...

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nqrse: So violent movies make people violent. Gay movies turn kids gay. But I've seen the Harry Potter series 14 times and I have fucking yet to wingardium leviosa my way out of this bitch

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neru_sleep: Let Mafumafu-kun says fuck

uni_mafumafu: Neru-san please stop swearing

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ANKUosu: Name one thing you wished to be real but isn't

kradness55: My will to live

ANKUosu: I was thinking more along the line of talking dogs. Are you okay?

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singing_rib: I just texted myself to see if my texts were working

singing_rib: Forgot I texted myself. Received that message and then replied to myself with "who is this"

singing_rib: And then received that message two seconds later and was like "woah who is that"

singing_rib: Literally the stupidest thing I have ever done

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syounen_t_sako: Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction