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neru_sleep: I want a closed casket funeral and someone playing pop goes the weasel very slowly. Will my body open the casket at the end? I don't know. Neither will you

uratasama: Wow, let's not do that

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nqrse: Funerals are just family reunions with one less family member

luzabs: Please shut up

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kashitaro_ito: I fucked up. I fucked up so bad

_amatsuki_: On a scale of one to ten, how concerned should I be?

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uni_mafumafu: You have no idea what I'm capable of

singing_rib: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake

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oO0Eve0Oo: Neru-san just said "it's easy to deter the ladies from eating tide pods but it's more difficult to deter... gents" while laughing through the entire joke

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96_neko: Women aren't less horny than men, it's just that our horny program runs in the background and yours is a pop-up

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kashitaro_ito: What is it like working with the XYZ nowadays?

soraruru: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people

kashitaro_ito: Okay

soraruru: Now throw that idea out the window

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sen_senra: So if one of us dies first, what does the other do?

sakatandao: Move the corpse so it looks like it's dabbing

sen_senra: Exactly

shima_s2: My goodness

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neru_sleep: Did y'all motherfuckers know an ostrich can kick the fuck out of a lion so Goddamn hard the lion fucking dies right there. Wtf that's crazy a huge ass giraffe bird can drop kick a 200kg cat and kill its ass

neru_sleep: Homie can run 70km/h wtf you gonna do if you got extendochicken running at you like he a 2004 Jeep Wrangler just to pull up and chuck norris round house your shit? It's over. Cold blooded...

Pusu_kun: Are you okay?

neru_sleep: no i am not thank you for asking

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nqrse: Coffee doesn't do it anymore I need to be spanked