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_amatsuki_: Ugh, Kashitarou-san is such an idiot

kashitaro_ito: I just cut my finger, no biggie

uni_mafumafu: What happened?

kashitaro_ito: I bought a drink and I can't open the cap, so I use a scissor to do it. Then my hand slipped and the scissor blade cut open my finger's skin instead

_amatsuki_: You could've just asked me to help

kashitaro_ito: Well, I don't want to bother you and I want to look cool

_amatsuki_: You're already cool enough, so next time just ask me

kashitaro_ito: Okay!

uni_mafumafu: Aww, that's nice. Even though you just called him an idiot

_amatsuki_: Well, that's one of so many reasons why I love him

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kogeinu: Stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too, BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out it's like basically doing a good

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sakatandao: You in the mood for a quickie?

uratasama: The fu- what?!

sakatandao: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things?

uratasama: You mean a fUCKING QUICHE

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luzabs: Do you maybe, want to have dinner sometime?

uni_mafumafu: I have a dinner everyday?

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shima_s2: Life has lost its meaning to me, defeat is the same as death

sen_senra: Just because I beat you in tic tac toe doesn't mean you have to die edgelord