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sen_senra: The best revenge really is being nice

luzabs: Or murder

sen_senra: You sound just like Mafumafu-kun it scares me

luzabs: I hang out with him too much

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uni_mafumafu: Can I get a birthday cake?

kiyo_saiore: But it's not your birthday

uni_mafumafu: The cake doesn't know that

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nqrse: Hey, what's up

soraruru: My stress level

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syounen_t_sako: If you don't kiss your cat on their tiny soft little forehead what the fuck are you even doing

_amatsuki_: Yelling at them for trying to eat plastic

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neru_sleep: I'm a snail and God is salting me

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shima_s2: No. I'm not going to get into anymore stupid debates with you

singing_rib: I really don't think earth is a planet

shima_s2: How the FUCK is EARTH not a planet?!

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sakatandao: I have no fears

kashitaro_ito: What if you woke up one morning and Uratan was taller than you?

sakatandao: I have one fear

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Nico_nico_Sou: Why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

Nico_nico_Sou: I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED I'M NOT A SERIAL KILLER

uratasama: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. Just FYI

uni_mafumafu: Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

_amatsuki_: I heard somewhere that even injecting plain air is enough

soraruru: THIS GODDAMN CHATROOM IS JUST MADE UP OF MURDERERS

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Pusu_kun: My dad has 84 pairs of socks

oO0Eve0Oo: Why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

Pusu_kun: I didn't count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

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neru_sleep: Just a daddy long legs looking for his mommy wide thighs

luzabs: Wish I never learned to read