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luzabs: Game of Thrones is so good

96_neko: Sorry, I just don't understand the hype

luzabs: It's so lit

luzabs: Its got dragons

luzabs: And sword fights

luzabs: And an amazing plot

96_neko: Yea so does Shrek

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uni_mafumafu: "You're obsessed with yourself" and you're not? Sad. Tragic

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uratasama: I have one emotion and it is anger

sakatandao: Last night you texted me one thousand heart emojis

uratasama: Out of anger

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luzabs: I just witnessed Neru-san stacked 10 Oreos, dunk the towering mess into a mug of soda and call it his breakfast

neru_sleep: At least it was diet soda

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kashitaro_ito: I want! To sit! In a lap! I want! To hold! A hand!

uni_mafumafu: Do they have to be attached?

nqrse: Please stop making everything cute sounds creepy

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shima_s2: Why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like "Uuuuuuuw! Nooo! You hot stuff is inside me! It's pouring inside me! Oh no!! Your hot stuff is in me now! I'll get pregnant with your hot stuff! Ohhh! Not inside me!!"

neru_sleep: Me when I eat soup

soraruru: The fuck kinda soup you eating?

neru_sleep: Some really good fuckin soup

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soraruru: You're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up too late

uni_mafumafu: Jokes on you I'm going to hate myself in the morning no matter what

soraruru: Mafumafu, we talked about this

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Nico_nico_Sou: Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and this is important information

kashitaro_ito: Sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away

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kiyo_saiore: I opened my water and my electricity bills at once

kiyo_saiore: Needless to say I was shocked

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Nico_nico_Sou: Fuck

Pusu_kun: Hey, language

Nico_nico_Sou: Oh, it's English

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