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soraruru: Alright, listen up you little shits!

uni_mafumafu: Okay!

soraruru: Not you, Mafumafu. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here

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kradness55: If a dude get's a boner for his bro does that make it a broner?

ANKUosu: I'm not even sure if I want to answer that

kradness55: Because if that's what it is then I have a broner for you, un:c

ANKUosu: Same

kradness55: What?

ANKUosu: What?

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uni_mafumafu: Have you seen the stars tonight?

sakatandao: Yeah, it's beautiful

uni_mafumafu: Do you know what else looks beautiful?

sakatandao: Yes! (≧∇≦)/

uni_mafumafu: Soraru-san!

sakatandao: Urata-san!

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96_neko: You know, I really look up to you

_amatsuki_: Because you're short?

96_neko: You better lock your house tonight

_amatsuki_: I'm sorry

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_amatsuki_: Telling someone "You are shit" and "You ain't shit" are both insults

kashitaro_ito: "You are not shit" is a reassurance

soraruru: "You are not the shit" is an insult

uni_mafumafu: "You are the shit" is a compliment

uratasama: Guys, it's 3am.

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neru_sleep: When you brush your teeth, you're brushing your skeleton

soraruru: Neru-kun

neru_sleep: Yea?

soraruru: Go to sleep

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sakatandao: I would die for you

uratasama: Please don't.

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shima_s2: Every new generations thinks they have cracked the code on child rearing

shima_s2: What's the latest theory? Never say "no"

shima_s2: I say "NO" everyday in this house

sen_senra: But at night, he's a "yes" machine

shima_s2: No.

@sakatandao entered the chatroom

sakatandao: Shima-san, can I come over to eat cakes I buy with Urata-san?

shima_s2: No

sen_senra: Yes, you are welcome my sons!

sakatandao: Yeay!!

@uratasama entered the chatroom

uratasama: You are not my father