sakatandao: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one
uratasama: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those
_amatsuki_: URATA-SAN NO
uratasama: Urata-san yes
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singing_rib: "What happens when you put a werewolf on the moon?" is a great question. Probably the best question ever
nqrse: He'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon
luzabs: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster
singing_rib: I'm traumatized
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uratasama: There's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Sakata way
kashitaro_ito: Isn't that also the wrong way?
uratasama: Yeah, but faster
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neru_sleep: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
uratasama: Have everyone stand
sakatandao: Bring three more chairs
soraruru: The best seven can sit down
uni_mafumafu: Kill three
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kogeinu: Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won't let you sleep. You'll get a message saying "You cannot sleep now, there are monster nearby"
kogeinu: Now, remember the last time you just couldn't get to sleep?
kogeinu: I do
ANKUosu: Don't you fuckin' do this to me
kradness55: ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCKTHAT VILLE
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soraruru: Well everyone, I have to say that I am very dissapointed
sakatandao: You didn't have to say it, you could have just thought it
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