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Incorrect Utaite [101]

sakatandao: Yeah sex is cool but have you ever stepped on a crunchy leaf

uni_mafumafu: Yeah sex is cool but have you ever sat in total darkness alone wondering why you're not good enough

kashitaro_ito: Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had garlic bread

uratasama: Yeah sex is cool but have you ever listened to the same song on repeat as you look up at the ceiling feeling dead inside

sen_senra: Yeah sex is cool but what's cooler than being cool? Ice cold

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uni_mafumafu: Before you die, there's something you should know about

kiyo_saiore: What?

uni_mafumafu: I'm your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

kiyo_saiore: What's that make us?

uni_mafumafu: Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become

luzabs: What the fuck is happening?

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shima_s2: I touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and I don't know it wasn't fun

shima_s2: Sometimes the "I" and "U" shouldn't be so close on the keyboard

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Nico_nico_Sou: I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is

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soraruru: Kuro-san is currently attempting to hang pinata

syounen_t_sako: Attempting?

soraruru: She's too short to reach the ceiling

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_amatsuki_: You know what else is beautiful than the stars?

_amatsuki_: Soraru-san and Mafumafu-san. I fucking love SoraMafu

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luzabs: Mafu looks good in everything, he can pull off a trench coat

soraruru: I'd pull off his trench coat

soraruru: And his shirt

soraruru: And his underwear

luzabs: ...

soraruru: Ahem

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_amatsuki_: My boyfriend passed away recently

kashitaro_ito: Stop telling everyone that I'm dead!

_amatsuki_: THEN STOP ACT LIKE YOU'RE DYING ALL THE TIME

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neru_sleep: People are always like "so are you a morning person or a night person?

neru_sleep: Bitch, I'm barely even a person

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nqrse: Saying "it's just hormones" to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying "it's just gravity" to someone who fell off of the top of a 10-story building