Incorrect Utaite [81]

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uni_mafumafu: Don't joke about murder, I was murdered once and it offends me

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soraruru: Have you seen my boy?

soraruru: Have you seen my boy?

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luzabs: Not since yesterday. Why, is he missing?

soraruru: Oh no he's fine. He's playing games right now but I just want people to look at him. Isn't he perfect

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_amatsuki_: I sat down for some gaming after a long day and yawned, elbowing an entire pint of water into my pc. Now I'm dehydrated and dabbing furiously

_amatsuki_: I mean dabbing the moisture with a towel, I'm not just stood next to a puddle waving my arms around hoping the water will cringe itself away

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kashitaro_ito: DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE

uratasama: There was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

shima_s2: I don't know if this is true or not but either way it scares me

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neru_sleep: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal

neru_sleep: That's where the blood's supposed to be

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Nico_nico_Sou: Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off those weird people that don't eat the crust

kiyo_saiore: What the fuck happened man

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nqrse: You said your drinking wasn't a problem. If you can get through two days without alcohol you've proven your point

sen_senra: Two days... so...

sen_senra: 42 hours?

nqrse: 48!

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uni_mafumafu: Short people are so mean because they're closer to hell

sakatandao: Wait, now I get it

uratasama: If you're talking about me I will snap your neck

uni_mafumafu: You see what I'm talking about?!

_amatsuki_: Pfft, don't worry Uratan, you're not that short compared to that ONE person

96_neko: Uh...

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kashitaro_ito: So, what was the name of the movie again?

_amatsuki_: I love you, man

kashitaro_ito: I love you too, but seriously what's the movie called

_amatsuki_: I LOVE YOU, MAN

kashitaro_ito: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO

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syounen_t_sako: You and Amatsuki-kun make me sick, my stomach and chest feel weird and whenever you two smile, I want to smile too. I don't know what's wrong.

soraruru: That's called a crush, Sako-san

syounen_t_sako: But I don't want to crush both of you, Soraru-san

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