sakatandao: If poison expires does it become more or less poisonous?
uni_mafumafu: Don't know, Sakatan, you should test it out
sakatandao: Okay!
uni_mafumafu: Wait, no
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kashitaro_ito: Anyone has condoms? Me and Amatsuki ran out of those
96_neko: OH MY GOD KASHITAROU-SAN! Everyone can see that!
kashitaro_ito: I know and that's the point, I need condoms Kuro-chan
singing_rib: Well at least he practices safe sex
96_neko: RIB-SAN
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neru_sleep: My friend thinks you're cute
soraruru: What friend
neru_sleep: Me, I'm the friend
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shima_s2: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge
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nqrse: Are you finally doing something selfless?
uratasama: Oh no, I'm doing something violent
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sen_senra: How can I sleep faster?
Pusu_kun: Read a book before you sleep, it can help you relax and eventually doze off
oO0Eve0Oo: I always found a nice cup of warm milk before bed helped
syounen_t_sako: Just get REALLY tired, then you have no problem
uni_mafumafu: Get a knife
uni_mafumafu: Stab yourself
uni_mafumafu: Eternal sleep
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neru_sleep: Sure, when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she's a "goddess" but when I do it I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium"
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sakatandao: We need to distract the paparazzi
uratasama: I'm going to kill them all
uratasama: That will distract them
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_amatsuki_: Do you ever look in the mirror and feel nothing but self-loathing?
kashitaro_ito: Of course not
_amatsuki_: Of course you wouldn't
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Nico_nico_Sou: Do you ever stop with the "I want to die" thing?
uni_mafumafu: I'll stop when I'm dead that's for sure
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
