Incorrect Utaite [50]

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neru_sleep: Come on, Soraru, don't you trust me?

soraruru: No.

neru_sleep: I'm gonna take that as a yes!

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luzabs: Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards

kradness55: I have seen a new world

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kogeinu: Hate when I lose something and my parents say "Well I guess you didn't care about it enough" like you've lost me in a grocery store before so

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_amatsuki_: I JUST SPRAYED DEODORANT IN MY EYE

kashitaro_ito: Why would you do that?

_amatsuki_: Oh, you know, to make my eyes smell like the Dark Temptation

_amatsuki_: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

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uratasama: When I was small

shima_s2: Haha, was?

uratasama: I will murder you

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uni_mafumafu: Man, it sucks that summer is ending

sakatandao: YOU HEAR THAT? IT'S THE SOUND OF CHRISTMAS!

luzabs: NO IT'S THE SPOOKY SEASON!

neru_sleep: OBVIOUSLY IT'S THE TURKEY DAY

soraruru: Why are you all like this?

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