Incorrect Utaite [30]

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A/N: 30 parts?! Oh well, enjoy!

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neru_sleep: Did you know that a spider can hold eight guns at once

_amatsuki_: How does it WALK

neru_sleep: Did you know that a spider can hold seven guns at once

_amatsuki_: But now I'm just picturing a spider hopping along on one leg

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uni_mafumafu: I am having... this is crazy... I'm having feelings again. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. I mean, you remember feelings, right?

soraruru: ...Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life

uni_mafumafu: Do you?

soraruru: Are you saying you don't have feelings?

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kashitaro_ito: My head hurts

_amatsuki_: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

kashitaro_ito: You meanie!

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uratasama: Sakata, can you do me a favor?

sakatandao: I would die for you but go on

uratasama: We have to talk about you starting your sentences that way

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luzabs: Guess what I got for you tonight!

uni_mafumafu: Cake?

luzabs: No

uni_mafumafu: Pudding?

luzabs: No

uni_mafumafu: Ice cream?

luzabs: No

uni_mafumafu: Chocolate?

luzabs: No, it's not food.

uni_mafumafu: Then who cares?


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