nqrse: I'm more than 20 years old and I still can't spell unessarcaryccery
kogeinu: A shirt has one Collar, two Sleeves. NeCeSSary
Nico_nico_Sou: You dear sir, have changed my life
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luzabs: Why aren't there adult-sized playgrounds? Like everything is the same as a kids playground but bigger. Why do we not have those?!
uni_mafumafu: Theme parks. Just theme parks
luzabs: But you have to pay for theme parks
uni_mafumafu: That's the adult part
luzabs: Son of a bitch
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syounen_t_sako: You know when something won't send for ages and ages but when it finally sends it goes 40 times. Thanks for nothing technology you bastard
neru_sleep: Bitch just don't go ham on the damn send button and it won't happen
neru_sleep: Bitch just don't go ham on the damn send button and it won't happen
neru_sleep: Ah irony
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shima_s2: I can't express how much I hate fucking bees
96_neko: Then stop fucking bees? It's really a simple solution
shima_s2: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
sen_senra: No after Bee movie we don't
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Pusu_kun: Do you think birds get sad because they don't have arms?
uratasama: Do you get sad because you don't have wings?
Pusu_kun: All the time
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sakatandao: One time I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like, "Put some butter on it, it draws the heat out" so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my dad said "What's for dinner?" as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter so he just slowly backed away
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luzabs: We should stop worrying about Mafu and let him lead his own life
soraruru: Yeah, we have to stop treating him like a child. He can do grocery shopping on his own
luzabs: Yup...
soraruru: ...
luzabs: Do you want to follow him or should I?
soraruru: Let's both do it
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
