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soraruru: I like my coffee like I like my Mafumafu

soraruru: Sweet

uni_mafumafu: Aww

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kashitaro_ito: I like my coffee like I like your dick

kashitaro_ito: Up my ass

_amatsuki_: I don't think you understand how flirting works

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luzabs: Naruse-san where are you?

nqrse: Look to your left

luzabs: Gotcha

96_neko: Where you guys at?

luzabs: Cafe

nqrse: It's a date

luzabs: No

Nico_nico_Sou: Two broooooss

Nico_nico_Sou: Chillin' in a cafeee

Nico_nico_Sou: Five feet apart

Nico_nico_Sou: Cuz they're not GAY

luzabs: You done?

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kiyo_saiore: I would walk through fire for my friends

kiyo_saiore: Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room

kiyo_saiore: But not too humid. Because my hair

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soraruru: When I die, donate my entire body to science. Except my middle finger, give that to Neru-san

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sen_senra: I might be a dumbass with low self esteem and a dysfunctional brain

singing_rib: But...?

sen_senra: That's it

sen_senra: Oh, and a drinking problem. Also I radiate gay disaster energy

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Nico_nico_Sou: Hold your horses, Eve. Hold them tight. Cherish them

oO0Eve0Oo: What?

Nico_nico_Sou: I don't know, I haven't eaten today

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syounen_t_sako: When butterflies get nervous do they get humans in their stomach?

kiyo_saiore: Sako-san, what the fuck

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kashitaro_ito: Ya know, being tall has a lot of disadvantages

96_neko: Oh yeah? Name one

kashitaro_ito: The cramp in my neck I get everytime I look down at you

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neru_sleep: What's the word for horny, but not in a sexual way?

neru_sleep: Like I'm horny for Halloween, but I don't wanna fuck a pumpkin, you feel?

soraruru: You mean excited

neru_sleep: YES THANKS