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luzabs: I'm going to fight the next person who insults my best friend

uni_mafumafu: I hate myself

luzabs: ALRIGHT MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL, SQUARE UP

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_amatsuki_: It's like your junk has been burnt into my brain

kashitaro_ito: You're welcome

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shima_s2: I look like a road kill

sen_senra: No, you look beautiful as always

shima_s2: And you're a charming liar as always

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syounen_t_sako: Why do you always have to turn everything into a joke?

neru_sleep: Generally, it's to avoid confronting the very real and difficult issues that most proper adults have to deal with

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Nico_nico_Sou: If you love milk chocolate but don't like dark chocolate you actually like sugar more than chocolate

singing_rib: If you love pickles but don't like cucumbers you actually like vinegar more than cucumbers

kiyo_saiore: If you love roasted chicken but not raw chicken you actually like the heat from your oven more than chicken

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uratasama: Good evening, parental figure

soraruru: Good evening, problem child

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sen_senra: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol

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96_neko: My friend was trying to buy a house, under the "for sale" sign there was a big red sign that says "not haunted"

nqrse: I don't believe in ghosts but I believe that house is haunted

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_amatsuki_: If I don't respond to your insult it means what I wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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kashitaro_ito: He's such a dork

oO0Eve0Oo: Who?

kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki-kun

oO0Eve0Oo: Oh

kashitaro_ito: I wanna sit on his dick

oO0Eve0Oo: STOP

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singing_rib: There are no buff wizards in Harry Potter, no gym in Hogwarts, no one does a push up at any point. I could crack Ron Weasley's spine like a glowstick

_amatsuki_: Weirdgardium Flexiosa, but ok

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It's been roughly two years since I published this book apparently. Thanks for the support everyone!