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kashitaro_ito: Do you love me?

_amatsuki_: Yes

kashitaro_ito: Really?

_amatsuki_: You really think I would keep up with all of your bullshit if I didn't love you

kashitaro_ito: OMG you just said you love me

_amatsuki_: We've been dating for almost 5 years Kashitarou-san

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uni_mafumafu: Soraru-san, where are you? We need to go shopping

soraruru: We've got enough for a few more days

uni_mafumafu: As a matter of fact I am the only snack in this whole house, you didn't do your shopping this week!

soraruru: ...you're not allowed to use the internet anymore

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singing_rib: If you ever look up to me you're wrong

singing_rib: This isn't because I'm short. I'm not short

singing_rib: This is because today I was at the beach and I forgot what sand smelled like so I decided to stick my nose into the sand and snort and it went absolutely not excellent

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sen_senra: Do you ever look at someone and your heart starts skipping a beat?

uratasama: That's called arrhythmia

sen_senra: You see, I think I experience that when I look at Maashi

uratasama: You could die from it

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neru_sleep: I'd say fuck the weather but it's definitely under 18

Nico_nico_Sou: This is like triple pun... How is that possible?

oO0Eve0Oo: OH MY GOD

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luzabs: So excited to finally announce that I'm in pain

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