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uratasama: My esteemed rival

kashitaro_ito: My beloved nemesis

96_neko: Dearly detested

soraruru: Contemptible colleague

_amatsuki_: My loather lunch buddy

neru_sleep: My fellow fucker

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luzabs: Are you having another depressive episode?

uni_mafumafu: Depressive episode?

uni_mafumafu: I'm having a depressive series and we're on season 5 right now

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sen_senra: We dream of summertime during winter. We yearn for the winter during summer

sen_senra: What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with? Why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us?

sakatandao: Are you okay

sen_senra: My feet are cold as FUCK dude

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oO0Eve0Oo: I think we should start doing our part to help the environment

oO0Eve0Oo: Collecting trash, using less plastic, saving water

Nico_nico_Sou: By having showers together

oO0Eve0Oo: Oh absolutely

oO0Eve0Oo: I mean, it IS for a good cause

Nico_nico_Sou: The best cause

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kashitaro_ito: Can you guess what my favorite thing is? It starts with an "A"

soraruru: Amatsuki

Pusu_kun: Amatsuki

uni_mafumafu: Amatsuki-kun

syounen_t_sako: Amatsuki

kashitaro_ito: I was gonna say Anarchy, but you make a good argument

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sakatandao: I'm about as attractive as a deformed potato

uratasama: Keep saying that and I'll end up dead from sneezing too much

sakatandao: What? Why?

uratasama: Cause I'm allergic to bullshit

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luzabs: I'd do anything for you Mafu

uni_mafumafu: Tell me my hair is better than yours

luzabs: ...

luzabs: I would do almost anything for you, Mafu

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Nico_nico_Sou: But I wanted to be like you!

soraruru: That's the worse idea you've ever had, and the other day I saw you try make a pizza smoothie with ketchup as the liquid

Nico_nico_Sou: You saw that?!

soraruru: Who do you think cut off the power just in time to stop you, you Godless travesty?

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kashitaro_ito: I thought dating was about love and trust. But you have betrayed me

_amatsuki_: I woke up early to go to the market!

kashitaro_ito: You abandoned me!

_amatsuki_: I didn't want to wake you up

kashitaro_ito: But I did wake up! By myself! No boyfriend! No kisses!

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nqrse: Oh, jeez

neru_sleep: Why the fuck are swearing in my Goddamned, motherfucking chatroom?

shima_s2: It's not even your chatroom

neru_sleep: SHHHHH