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Incorrect Utaite [158]

uni_mafumafu: How to get perfect skin: find a person with perfect skin, SKIN THEM, wear them as a skin suit

shima_s2: What did I just read

uni_mafumafu: My text message

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neru_sleep: I don't trust birds. Fuckin hollow bones. Suspicious. What are you hiding in there

96_neko: Love

neru_sleep: Fuck shit you're right fuck

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kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki

kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki-kun

_amatsuki_: What is it now?

kashitaro_ito: Wanna hear a joke?

_amatsuki_: Alright

kashitaro_ito: You must be less than 90 degrees

_amatsuki_: Oh no

kashitaro_ito: Because you're acute angle

_amatsuki_: Oh God not again

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Nico_nico_Sou: Bite the vampire first to establish dominance

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syounen_t_sako: Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

kashitaro_ito: He used praypal

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Pusu_kun: I wonder if Michael Jackson's pronouns were he/him or he/hee

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uratasama: Eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. Your fingers don't get greasy and it lasts for longer

kiyo_saiore: Fork

uratasama: Oh yeah I'm going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

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luzabs: British people and their ability to turn every noun into an insult by prefacing it with the word "absolute" is phenomenal

luzabs: You absolute kettle

luzabs: Throw the word fucking in and now you have a fighting words

luzabs: You absolute fucking biscuit

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uni_mafumafu: I sleep holding a knife

shima_s2: Aww, that's adorable

uni_mafumafu: No, I'm serious, I'll stab anything, fear me

sen_senra: Real cute

96_neko: This is Mafumafu-kun right now

[96_neko sent a picture]

uni_mafumafu: Neko-san!

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sakatandao: There is so much grass in the world. There are probably 46, maybe even 47. Nature is beautiful