Incorrect Utaite [109]

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neru_sleep: Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail

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syounen_t_sako: The human body is 70% water so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety

sen_senra: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume, I'm more like an anxiety pickle

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nqrse: I was in a race once

nqrse: Well, I called it a race, the police called it "resisting arrest". They're mad when they lose

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luzabs: Something bad happened

soraruru: ...I love that I can never get a moment of peace

luzabs: Oh if you don't want to deal with it I can

soraruru: No, I wasn't being sarcastic, I get bored easily. What's up?

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soraruru: I did not sleep a wink last night

uni_mafumafu: They say if you can't sleep it's because someone else is thinking about you

soraruru: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m?

neru_sleep: HA YEAH WHO WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT SORARU-SAN AT 3 AM

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kashitaro_ito: How come it's cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when I do it, I'm the "antichrist" and I need an "exorcisms"?

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soraruru: If Amatsuki and I were drowning, who would you save?

96_neko: You morons can't even swim?

_amatsuki_: It's a hypothetical question, Kuro-san. Now answer it

96_neko: My time and effort

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uni_mafumafu: Few teens out there probably smoking a few funny cigarettes

kiyo_saiore: You could say weed, it's 2019

uni_mafumafu: Some grass

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sen_senra: Guess what I'm about to get

shima_s2: On my nerves

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uni_mafumafu: I hope you like your gift!

luzabs: This is just a piece of paper that says "I won't stab you today"

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