_amatsuki_: Y'all ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap
syounen_t_sako: I thought this was about years, but yes
kashitaro_ito: Nothing says self-care like a 500-year long nap
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sakatandao: I wonder what rainbows smell like...
uratasama: Water
sakatandao: Water has a scent?
uratasama: Yeah. It smells like water
sakatandao: And what exactly would water smell like?
uratasama: ...water
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uni_mafumafu: Talking to my infant son like I'm a Youtuber
neru_sleep: What's up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food
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soraruru: The Dead Sea is the saltiest thing in the world
nqrse: Next to your bitch ass
soraruru: I...
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_amatsuki_: I'm ordering pizza, what kind do you guys want?
kashitaro_ito: Pizza? I'd like a pizza that ass
luzabs: ...
soraruru...
_amatsuki_: ...
luzabs: Pepperoni
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sen_senra: What a year, huh...
shima_s2: It's April
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uni_mafumafu: I have no snacks left in the kitchen
neru_sleep: I'm right here
soraruru: DON'T
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singing_rib: It's weird that it's called a "mosquito bite". Bite implies jaws and teeth, not like poking and sucking
luzabs: Would you rather have us called it mosquito succ
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kiyo_saiore: It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt 'cause I missed my mouth in general
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96_neko: I swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they're passionate about
oO0Eve0Oo: What if they're passionate about murder?
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