neru_sleep: My dad told me Santa wasn't real when I was 10. Well jokes on him because I'm at the mall right now and guess who's fucking here
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Pusu_kun: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to a church and stay there for a year?
nqrse: Send it to me
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_amatsuki_: I'm so jealous of you
kashitaro_ito: Why?
_amatsuki_: Your boyfriend is way hotter than mine
_amatsuki_: Haha I'm so funny
@_amatsuki_ left the chatroom
kashitaro_ito: Wait, what?
kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki, you are my boyfriend
kashitaro_ito: OH YOU! COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
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uni_mafumafu: Stab wound? You mean extra pocket
soraruru: You should not be allowed outside I swear to god
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Nico_nico_Sou: I'm so sick of the government reading but never liking my statuses
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96_neko: I will not even hesitate to strangle you
syounen_t_sako: Can you even reach my neck?
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uratasama: Sakata just did something stupid, I can feel it. Why am I NOT surprised? Don't you 'greater good' and 'trust me Urata-san', I wouldn't trust you with a plastic spoon! God I hate you
shima_s2: So long-distance fighting is a thing now
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sakatandao: What if mayonnaise came in cans
sen_senra: That would suck because you can't microwave metal...
luzabs: Good morning to everyone except these two people
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oO0Eve0Oo: :(
kain2525: Turn that frown upside down
oO0Eve0Oo: ):
kain2525: Listen here you little shit
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singing_rib: Bring cocaine to the airport so you can pet the dogs
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
