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soraruru: You ever take your glasses off at night and think damn natural selection would've taken my ass a long time ago if it weren't for the development of optometry

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sen_senra: Only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that's the law

_amatsuki_: My cat wrote this

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neru_sleep: Yes, I shower naked. Call me a slut I don't care

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uratasama: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something

luzabs: You left Naruse-san and me waiting in a graveyard for hours

uratasama: I did that on purpose

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singing_rib: Why is Barbie's The Nutcracker the only good film adaptation of The Nutcracker ever made?

Nico_nico_Sou: Because Barbie movies slap. Next question

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nqrse: How can Amatsuki-kun even like you? No offense, but you suck

kashitaro_ito: And I swallow also

_amatsuki_: KASHITAROU-SAN CAN YOU NOT

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shima_s2: I don't like you

sen_senra: I'm pregnant

shima_s2: What?

sen_senra: Sorry, I thought we were telling each other things that obviously weren't true

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kiyo_saiore: For sale: my hand, never held

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neru_sleep: Bro, you're so fucking annoying keep this up and I'll kiss you on the lips

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luzabs: For once I'd like to be fucked by something that isn't life

nqrse: Hey, Luz-kun, I have a proposition for you

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