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uni_mafumafu: Perhaps I'll drink my sorrows away

oO0Eve0Oo: You're going to get drunk?

uni_mafumafu: No, I'm going to get a smoothie

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[23:09] Pusu_kun: It's unhealty to eat after 7 p.m.

[23:09] soraruru: Well, fortunately time is an illusion

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sakatandao: I would die for you

uratasama: I'd die for you first

shima_s2: NO ONE HERE IS DYING!

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luzabs: I only drink coffee when I'm stressed

nqrse: FYI, he has at least 5 cups on his table right now

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kiyo_saiore: Where were you?

_amatsuki_: I was doing... stuff

kashitaro_ito: He pushed me down the fucking stairs!

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uni_mafumafu: Hi, it's Mafumafu and Soraru-san

soraruru: You mean Soraru and Mafumafu

uni_mafumafu: I said what I said

soraruru: I was born first

uni_mafumafu: And you'll die first too

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neru_sleep: There's big penises and there's small penises, but the best penis of all...

neru_sleep: Is happenis

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Nico_nico_Sou: Homophobia? Who the fuck is afraid of houses?

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96_neko: Did it hurt when you fell?

kiyo_saiore: From heaven? Or in love?

96_neko: Down the stairs, Kiyo-san

kiyo_saiore: Oh, you saw that

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sakatandao: Breaking news

sakatandao: I have a big heart and I am suffering

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