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uni_mafumafu: Good morning, Soraru-san!

soraruru: Hey, Mafumafu

_amatsuki_: Oh, yearn?

soraruru: What?

nqrse: Look at all those uwus

soraruru: No

Pusu_kun: SHIP

soraruru: STOP

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96_neko: Send dudes

kiyo_saiore: You mean nudes?

96_neko: I'm in a fight, I need more men

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syounen_t_sako: "Weird" is just a setting on my dryer

sakatandao: What does it do?

syounen_t_sako: Makes the clothes wetter

shima_s2: That is weird

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uratasama: Disrespect me again and I'll determine your bodies resonant frequency and play a jaunty horn solo that boils your miserable organs inside out

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oO0Eve0Oo: The term "honeymoon" is interesting because a moon made out of honey would imply space bees, which is horrifying

oO0Eve0Oo: Do you think they have little bee space suits?

Nico_nico_Sou: Eve-san, no-

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_amatsuki_: No more video games, they cause stress and raise your heart rate

uni_mafumafu: More stressful than being alive?

_amatsuki_: I've seen you play Mario Party 8

uni_mafumafu: WARIO CHEATS

_amatsuki_: Yep, no more games

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nqrse: They say 70% of human body is made of H2O

nqrse: Well the other 30% of me wants2die

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sen_senra: Saw a guy at Starbucks today. No phone, no tablet, no laptop. He just sat there, drinking coffee

sen_senra: Like a psychopath

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Pusu_kun: Let's do something really scary!

kiyo_saiore: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts

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neru_sleep: Why haven't I seen it?

shima_s2: Why do you wanna see it?

neru_sleep: Because he's my best friend!

shima_s2: Again, why do you wanna see it?

neru_sleep: What if Soraru-san had an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured and I have to identify him and all the remains are his private parts? I'm standing there and saying: "Sorry Mr. Police Sir, I can't help you, because, no, I haven't seen his penis," and boom, he's buried in an unmarked grave

shima_s2: Again, WHY do you wanna SEE IT?