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neru_sleep: Suits are so great... they're intuxicating

_amatsuki_: This is not your best

neru_sleep: I thought it was... suitable

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nqrse: Bro

luzabs: What's up dude

nqrse: I've got an idea for our secret friendship handshake

luzabs: Tell me more

nqrse: We can give each other high fives

nqrse: But with our lips

luzabs: Bro what

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uni_mafumafu: I love how unproblematic firefighters are. They just wanna put out the fires

oO0Eve0Oo: I used to think that

sen_senra: That's so ominous wtf did the firefighters do to you

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Pusu_kun: If we keep accusing people of being the zodiac killer eventually we'll get it right

Nico_nico_Sou: Maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

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syounen_t_sako: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking

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kashitaro_ito: I woke up at 5 am and like a normal human being started making bread WHO THE HELL HAVE I BECOME

kiyo_saiore: Medieval peasant

kashitaro_ito: What doest this sayeth I beest illit'rate

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96_neko: I'm a simple woman. I enter the kitchen, I eat four servings of bread products, I leave

sakatandao: It's one serving if you serve all of it to yourself at once

96_neko: I like the way you think, friend

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uratasama: Do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out

shima_s2: Stepping closer. You are talking about moving your body

uratasama: Oh yes, let me just step closer into the sky and look at the stars, or how about I step closer into the tiger den at the zoo to see them better

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Pusu_kun: Does spider have pusspuss?

luzabs: NO!!!!!!!!

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soraruru: To sleep? Perchance to fucking sleep?

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kashitaro_ito: I am a strong believer that everyone should just do what makes them happy

kashitaro_ito: For example, Amatsuki-kun and I make each other happy, so we do each other

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soraruru: I hate you

uni_mafumafu: You love me

soraruru: Dammit

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luzabs: My life has been too much panic and not enough disco

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syounen_t_sako: You're drinking Pepsi for breakfast?

kashitaro_ito: Yeah? what did you have?

syounen_t_sako: Nothing yet

kashitaro_ito: Then I'm doing better than you