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sen_senra: Good morning LGBTC Community

nqrse: What does the C stand for?

sen_senra: Cowboys

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kashitaro_ito: I'm howdy on the streets but yeehaw in the sheets

luzabs: You really need to stop

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Nico_nico_Sou: Who needs LSD when instead you can have low iron and trip out every time you stand up too quickly

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soraruru: What do you want to do Mafumafu?

uni_mafumafu: I don't know... Do you want to "Netflix and Chill" with me?

soraruru: Whoa, do you know what that means?

uni_mafumafu: Yeah, Luz-kun told me that it involved watching Netflix and relaxing

soraruru: No, it means watching Netflix and having sex

uni_mafumafu: ...

uni_mafumafu: My offer still stands

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sakatandao: If watermelon exists, why doesn't earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon?

shima_s2: The elemelons

sen_senra: But everything changed when the firemelon attacked

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luzabs: My friend calls babies "fresh humans"

soraruru: Pretty sure that friend of yours is Neru-san

luzabs: Oh, yeah...

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neru_sleep: A cool astronomy fact: The sun is on fire because it listened to my mixtape

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uni_mafumafu: Are you two married?

kashitaro_ito: No, we're en-gay-ged

_amatsuki_: Well now we're divorced

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sakatandao: I like you! 

uratasama: I like you too, that's kinda why we're in a relationship

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neru_sleep: What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

neru_sleep: Mitosis

soraruru: I want to die

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