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neru_sleep: I'm broke? No you misheard me! I'm baroque! I'm extravagant

Pusu_kun: Broke financially but baroque emotionally

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kiyo_saiore: I failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am I supposed to raise a child?

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soraruru: I invented a game. Want to play?

_amatsuki_: Sure

soraruru: It's called Soraru or Iroha. I give you actual quotes I've heard Mafumafu say and you guess if he was talking to me or his cat

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sen_senra: I don't recall what lie I told you, I was probably drunk

uratasama: It was 8 am

sen_senra: I was definitely drunk

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nqrse: Bro you better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day and feel warm and realize I've fallen in love with you bro. I'm serious quit it dude

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syounen_t_sako: Outer space could be filled with vampires, and we wouldn't know because every telescope have mirrors

luzabs: Superb

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Nico_nico_Sou: I think I may be gayer than originally planned

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sakatandao: 30 days free trial of being ok

uni_mafumafu: Where is the link?

uni_mafumafu: WHERE IS THE LINK SAKATAN

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96_neko: Sometimes "brb" stands for "be ready bitch" so you have to be careful

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uratasama: Spin the bottle except instead of kissing each other you fight

kashitaro_ito: DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

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Nico_nico_Sou: It's crazy how Leonardo could paint and invent all these things and still find the time to be a crime-fighting turtle

nqrse: And he was amazing in Titanic

Nico_nico_Sou: A real Renaissance man

96_neko: ...oh my god

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oO0Eve0Oo: Remember when Sou-kun made that romantic dinner for me?

soraruru: He microwaved you a pizza, Eve

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shima_s2: Where can I download motivation?


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More quotes per chapter because why not.

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