kashitaro_ito: So oxygen went on a date with potassium today... it went ok
oO0Eve0Oo: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium... omg
kashitaro_ito: Actually oxygen first nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like "NO"
kogeinu: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
kashitaro_ito: Looks like someone's a HO
syounen_t_sako: NaBrO
_amatsuki_: I'm done with all of you
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neru_sleep: How do you make someone holy
neru_sleep: You beat the hell out of them
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sakatandao: You promised not to tell
uratasama: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Sakata. Welcome to the real world
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soraruru: Whales are why I don't trust the ocean, because when they mate, only about 20% of the semen goes into the other whale, and the rest spreads into the water. Now you know why oceans are salty
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uni_mafumafu: If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?
luzabs: Is
luzabs: Is that a pun
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