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luzabs: I woke up and I had no text messages because I have no friends

luzabs: Then I checked my emails and sure enough they were empty

luzabs: And then I just sat there alone for a while

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Nico_nico_Sou: Why is Peter Pan always flying

Nico_nico_Sou: He neverlands

uni_mafumafu: I love this joke because it never grows old

_amatsuki_: It has a nice hook

singing_rib: This doesn't make sense. I'm lost, boys

soraruru: Maybe this is why Tinkerbell always fucking pissed off

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sakatandao: If a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?

shima_s2: "I chlorofeel you man"

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soraruru: Damn I'm so gay

kashitaro_ito: But you just said you're bi?

soraruru: Just because I said I'm gay in certain situations doesn't mean that I am gay, keep up Kashitarou-san

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sen_senra: "Never odd or even" spelled backwards is "never odd or even"

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