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luzabs: Sometimes I would read a Kanji-filled text in my phone and look up to the computer then see a completely different language that uses alphabet. I feel like I'm having a mild seizure from all this multilingual bullshit

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_amatsuki_: One time I was going to feed my dog a fruit and I picked up an orange but i was 4 am so I just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared. I swear to God he ate that whole orange with one bite and I don't know how

_amatsuki_: I was 4 am

syounen_t_sako: Amatsuki-kun is so done with life and feeding his pets, he became a measurement of time

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kiyo_saiore: The more you roast each other, the stronger the love

96_neko: Basically Kashitarou-san and Amatsuki-kun

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Nico_nico_Sou: How does ibuprofen know where the pain is

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Pusu_kun: Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say 'man' instead if 'boy'...

nqrse: *crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eyes* You're a good man

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neru_sleep: Wild how tattoos are just permanent bumper stickers on your flesh car

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luzabs: You wouldn't admit it but if someone is mean to Sakatan you'd beat them up

soraruru: Pfft no

@sakatandao entered the chatroom

sakatandao: Naruse-san said he's going to kick my ass

soraruru: Not if I kick his FIRST

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Nico_nico_Sou: Imagine getting paid for being cute

oO0Eve0Oo: You would be rich

Nico_nico_Sou: I-

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soraruru: Hey, Mafumafu, knock knock

uni_mafumafu: Who's there?

soraruru: Kiss

uni_mafumafu: Kiss who?

soraruru: Kiss me

uni_mafumafu: Soraru-san!

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uratasama: Are you a trash bag?

sakatandao: No

uratasama: Because I wanna take you out

sakatandao: I said I'm not

sakatandao: Oh

sakatandao: OH