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Incorrect Utaite [126]

For some reason Wattpad just won't cooperate with me so from this chapter onward the symbols that split the texts won't be on the center anymore.  Sorry for the inconvenience.

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soraruru: We've already established that I'm the mom friend

neru_sleep: But to me you're daddy

soraruru: STOP

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singing_rib: So you're dating Kashitarou-san, huh? Why?

kashitaro_ito: I'm right here

_amatsuki_: Why not? Wouldn't have been my first choice, but the universe has funny ways

kashitaro_ito: Still. Here

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singing_rib: What are your goals?

syounen_t_sako: To pet all the dogs

singing_rib: I mean fitness goal

syounen_t_sako: To be fast enough to pet all the dogs

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96_neko: Soraru-san, with all due respect, we are gonna completely ignore everything you just said

soraruru: Why are you guys like this

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nqrse: Honestly I'm so tired I have forgotten what sleep feels like

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Pusu_kun: The elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator. It was just me and him in there and he said "I love you". And I'm not rude so I said "I love you too"

Pusu_kun: He gave me a weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth

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uni_mafumafu: What does BJ mean?

luzabs: Uummm

neru_sleep: It's Justin Bieber but in the Japanese way

uni_mafumafu: Oh, Bieber Justin then? That doesn't make sense

neru_sleep: That's just the way JB a.k.a BJ is

luzabs: Neru-san, stop

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shima_s2: Keep pouting and I'll throw a pickle at you

sen_senra: Pickle?

shima_s2: Mafumafu-kun's here it was the G-rated thing to say

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kashitaro_ito: I don't talk to Amatsuki-kun until he's had his first three coffee

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Nico_nico_Sou: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It's 206. You start with 369 when you're babies but they fuse. Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you?

luzabs: Hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean