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uni_mafumafu: Do you ever just wanna gently place your hands on someone's cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

kashitaro_ito: Well, that took an unexpected turn

uni_mafumafu: So did their neck

Nico_nico_Sou: I'm dying

uni_mafumafu: So are they

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neru_sleep: Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

96_neko: Because he was a fucking racist, sexist, and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

neru_sleep: No, because he did nazi it coming

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syounen_t_sako: You know that moment when your friend laughs then you laugh and your laugh makes your friend laughs harder then you laugh harder because you hear your friend laughs harder and then

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sen_senra: That was an inconsequential argument

sakatandao: That's a big word. Haven't heard a word that big in a while

uratasama: Sausage's a big word for you, you fool

sakatandao: Two syllables sausages!

shima_s2: That's three syllables

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Nico_nico_Sou: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility

oO0Eve0Oo: Please tell me you're not going to taste test soaps again

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luzabs: Sorry I didn't respond I'm losing my fucking mind

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neru_sleep: Did you guys know you could overdose on potassium? That's bananas

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Pusu_kun: Fight me

nqrse: You can't even fight a cold

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soraruru: I prevented a murder today

syounen_t_sako: Really? That's amazing! How did you manage that?

soraruru: Self-control

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kiyo_saiore: Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you

_amatsuki_: Please seek help

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sakatandao: Why so sad, Neru-san? Remember, you can always be someone's reason to smile

soraruru: Yeah because he's a fucking joke

sakatandao: No

neru_sleep: F for me I guess

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Nico_nico_Sou: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

soraruru: What if you didn't?

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nqrse: So I'm bisexual, so what? It's real and it's a thing

nqrse: I mean, it's called LGBT for a reason and there's a B in there and it doesn't mean "badass"

nqrse: Okay, it kind of does, but it also means "bi"!

luzabs: All I asked was how your day was going, calm down

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_amatsuki_: I have to go to the store

syounen_t_sako: What? It's like 3 am

_amatsuki_: I don't have anything in the fridge and Kashitarou-san is trying to eat the mustard