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nqrse: No smart appliances in this house. Absolute fucking moron appliances only. My toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

nqrse: Don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch me to the police

oO0Eve0Oo: If I am somehow forced to own a smart appliance I will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb

luzabs: Lobotomize your coffeemaker

shima_s2: I've been told to be smarter than the tools I work with and I don't intend to let them be smarter now

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uratasama: I'm throwing fertilizer at people so they grow the hell up

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syounen_t_sako: They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away

syounen_t_sako: What if the doctor eats an apple a day?

kashitaro_ito: You just blew my fucking mind

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uni_mafumafu: Wow, it's already this time of the year?

uni_mafumafu: Time really flies when your life is falling apart

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neru_sleep: I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes

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Pusu_kun: What could be giving you anxiety?

kiyo_saiore: Let's see. Every aspect of my life?

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soraruru: I thought I was in a bad mood, but it's been a few years now. So I guess this is just who I am

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sakatandao: I'm going to fill Luz-kun's room with rubber ducks

96_neko: No, you're not

sakatandao: Aww, c'mon you're no fun

96_neko: You're going to fill his room with REAL ducks. And geese, maybe some chickens too

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sen_senra: Fifty shades of tired

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Nico_nico_Sou: I just dropped a new single, it's me, I'm single

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sakatandao: I'm gay as in happy

uratasama: I'm gay as in gay and depressed

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syounen_t_sako: You never told a white lie to make somebody feel better?

96_neko: I only lie when someone's safety is at risk. Or when a juvenile aged eight years or younger asks about the existence of Santa Claus

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Pusu_kun: Do you ever just wanna die?

Nico_nico_Sou: Yes, every of the time

Nico_nico_Sou: All the days

Nico_nico_Sou: Of time

Pusu_kun: Yeah, I had no idea what you just said

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kiyo_saiore: Bro, I will straight-up cry in public, please do not fuck with me