neru_sleep: Roses are red
neru_sleep: Memes are neat
neru_sleep: I want to die
neru_sleep: LMAO YEET
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soraruru: I never make the same mistake twice
uratasama: He makes it five or six times, just to be sure
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sakatandao: Can I bother you for a second?
luzabs: You always bother me, so go ahead
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uni_mafumafu: Don't worry Ama-chan, everyone is afraid of something
_amatsuki_: Even you?
uni_mafumafu: No
luzabs: (X) to doubt
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kashitaro_ito: Trust me, I know what I'm doing
syounen_t_sako: Not even God knows what you're doing, Kashitarou-san
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sen_senra: My policy is if you see something, say something
sakatandao: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today
sen_senra: Outstanding, this is what I'm talking about
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shima_s2: If they stop typing when they see you typing, they're a bottom
_amatsuki_: I can't deal
nqrse: I just took 20 points of damage
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luzabs: I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently, he waved to another woman
luzabs: So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in London starting a new life
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shima_s2: I hate the word nut, cum is a nicer word
neru_sleep: Oh look at the squirrels storing cum for the winter
shima_s2: I regret this
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Nico_nico_Sou: You fools, that's not Bigfoot screaming in the woods, it's me having an existential crisis

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