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uratasama: Do you ever suck on your candy canes until they're really sharp at the end? Like a prison shank?

uratasama: Perfect for killing my enemies with a little holiday flair

nqrse: Ho-ho-homicide

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neru_sleep: I got a katana for Mafumafu's Christmas gift

soraruru: You can't give him that! It's not safe

neru_sleep: It's a sword they're not meant to be safe

_amatsuki_: IT'S DANGEROUS!

neru_sleep: It's educational

luzabs: What if he cuts himself?

neru_sleep: That will be an important lesson

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96_neko: I refuse to give Santa a Christmas list because I don't want to depend on a man for anything

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kashitaro_ito: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

shima_s2: Oh no the Christmas Spirit had completely taken him

_amatsuki_: Too much eggnog will do that to you I guess

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soraruru: I hope I get run over

singing_rib: Awww! Come on it's Christmas! Get in the spirit

soraruru: I hope I get run over by a reindeer

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uni_mafumafu: It's time to switch from our regular instruments to our holiday instruments

sakatandao: Is there a difference?

uni_mafumafu: Yes. The holiday ones light up!

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Nico_nico_Sou: If Jesus was real, they wouldn't call it the crucifixion

Nico_nico_Sou: They'd call it the crucifact

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syounen_t_sako: I can feel the spirit of Christmas welling up inside me

syounen_t_sako: Or maybe that's just vomit

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sen_senra: Have a Holly Jolly Christmas

sen_senra: It's the best time of the year

sen_senra: I don't know if there'll be snow

sen_senra: Because of fucking globAL WARMING

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oO0Eve0Oo: Getting all my friends mood rings for Christmas so I know when they need a hug

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Merry Christmas everyone!